Your message of interest in guitar lessons at the Gurnee Guitar Academy has been received by our carrier eagles. Where it will be transcribed by a monestary of monks using Mozart's own quill and ink onto the most beautiful parchment paper. It will then leave in an envelope with a wax seal stamp of a guitar with angels wings. Once delivered to me it will be sung as a duet by a hologram of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie with Prince and Jimi Hendrix on Rhythm and Lead Guitar.
After the celebration your name will be branded on the “Customer of the Year” wall. We're all very tired now, but I'm excited to meet you and for you to receive your FREE trial guitar lesson!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
President/Instructor of the Gurnee Guitar Academy
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